Things to Do While Waiting for Your Friend to Come Back on the IM
1. Contemplate how much sugar you have been eating and how that is not conducive to losing The Pudge. Today alone I had some candy hearts, some m&ms, some more candy hearts and m&ms, half a Girl Scout cookie and also some Peanut Butter Crunch while checking my e-mail. This is in addition to actual healthy meals and a few healthy-ish snacks.
2. Contemplate the sausage pants and calculate that theoretically, you could be at your target weight by June. Realize that despite efforts this is not likely to happen (as evidenced by past efforts). Realize that you may as well eat the sugar and enjoy it.
3. Think about Friendly’s.
4. Try to figure out what to write for a blog post and realize that you have nothing witty or funny inside of you.
5. Look at the disaster area that is your bedroom. Only look at it, do not do anything.
6. Think about how you have yet to do your taxes. At least you can see the pile of tax papers that will be necessary sitting on the desk that is covered in randomness.
7. Be glad that at least you tackled the kitchen, a bit. Because nothing else is getting down tonight. Clearly.
3 comments:
Well... I thought this was pretty witty. It made me laugh at least.
Also, sugar is good. Friendy's is also good, especially any sundae with the peanut butter sauce and/or marshmallow sauce.
"what do do while you wait for cat to post again..."
a) remodel an entire 15-bedroom mansion, including new plumbing and heating systems, bearing walls, and 300 acre landscaping;
b) serve a mission for the LDS church. Or two;
c) die of old age.
Mary is funny.
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