I Have a Secret, So I Think I’ll Tell the Internet
In college I took a poetry class with Lucille Clifton. I loved the class, even though Shannan and I were the only non-English majors there that were apparently not weaned on poetry since birth. I could say a lot about that class and how great it was to have Lucille give feedback and advice, but I have to say that Christopher Walkin brings her to mind almost more often than anything else. He, of all creepy people, is who Lucille had a huge celebrity crush on. She found him to be incredibly sexy, unlikely as that was to us at the time.
This brings me to my own little secret.
Let me first say that I never watched Seinfeld. I’ve seen a few episodes here and there, since it is almost as unavoidable as Law and Order, but I’m not familiar with major plots or secondary characters.
Let me also say that I only watched the finale of Dancing with the Stars, and the preceding repeat of the semi-finals, because I knew that Joey McIntyre was on and it was good to have in the background while I scrubbed the kitchen and bathroom.
What I did not anticipate was John O'Hurley. He was funny, suave, humble, intelligent and, yes, strangely attractive.
Here’s the thing: I have a crush on John O’Hurley. Who knew?