My Roommate Is Related To Knight Rider

Tef dropped this bombshell of an announcement last night as we were watching View From the Top, or maybe during Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive (which I was watching and she was not; to absolve her any responsibility for that being on our television). Apparently her Dad’s cousin’s kid married him. That’s only three steps, and since I’m sure she and the cousin or the cousin’s kid have met at some point, its really only one or two steps.

I realize that she is actually in real life related to David Hasselhoff, star of the German music scene and hairy-chested lifeguard. But he will always first and foremost be Knight Rider to me.

And to play the game, this makes Tef—cousin’s kid—David Hasselhoff—Jason Bateman (via Dodgeball) —Cayden Boyd (via Mystic River) —Kevin Bacon.