Odd Things About Me

1. I don’t like yellow push pins.

2. I have a plastic lizard on my desk that I have named Ferocious. I like to flap it around when I feel fidgety.

3. I have a thing for advice columns.

Those are the only odd things about me, because I am clearly a very normal person, at least right at this second. I haven’t sung silly songs to any inanimate objects, or my food, or my roommate, or in people's voice mail in at least 12 hours.