Gag Me with a Spoon
Dear Diary,
So, like, today I was like totally TIRED. I mean, oh my GOSH, I totally stayed up all late and stuff talking to the super-neat Kate and we totally bonded and everything but my mom would so have a cow if she knew how late we were up. Good thing she never finds you hiding under my mattress, Diary!
So, like, today I totally got handed all this RESPONSIBILITY and stuff. Like, my boss is LEAVING for vacation and so I have to make sure everything gets done and gets to the client and everything. It's kinda rad, ya know? I've also been so sorta in charge of the new girl, she's cool.
Yeh, so aaanywway, where was I; I totally got sidetracked by my Johnny Depp poster. We are so going to get married someday! He's SMOKIN'! So like I said, I'm totally tired and then I like HAD to do my chores when I got home. Such a bummer. I had to lift that stupid heavy laundrey basket and carry it all the way to the laundromat all by my self, darn it. When Johnny and I are married, he's so gonna do that part.
And now I'm just bummin' and stuff until I have to go and tutor these kids. They are kinda cool though. I'd just rather nap and daydream about Johnny or maybe dream about him or maybe watch like, 21 Jumpstreet or something. But you know, I should like do something to like, help the world or whatever. So you know, I'll go. I'm so cool like that! Anyway, at least they have treats there.
So like, I need to eat dinner and go and stuff. Later gator!
2 comments:
It's the Super-neat Kate here! Oh, man... you so rock 'cause you totally care about people and stuff, but are still cool enough to plan your future with Johnny at the same time. You should totally put "Multi-tasker" on your resume or whatever!
You are, like, SO totally funny. And when you and Johnny are married you are totally gonna live in a, like, super awesome house and have this totally rad maid so you won't have to do any of those lame chorse.
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