An e-mail actually written by me today, for real:
“That is most excleetn! Did I tell you that tammy (friend thourhg gianna) had er baby!? It is very excitingJ bABY
Also, m brian is no long er able to contain finormation.
Also, I have lost the abibily to type
Also, I am hungry
These things are not necearly retaliated.”
What I meant to say was:
“Dear Gentle Reader,
Indeed, that would be an excellent book recommendation for me. Thank you so much for your kind thoughtfulness in all literary matters.
I must inquire, did I regale you with Tammy’s (a friend through Gianna’s acquaintance) good news? She gave birth to a healthy baby boy the day before yesterday and all is well. It really is quite thrilling.
By the by, I feel that I need to bring to light the fact that my brain is no longer able to contain any information whatsoever, and I have also lost any ability to type or to otherwise be coherent.
Also, in case it is of any interest to you, I am quite hungry.
Please do not be alarmed, as none of these things are actually interrelated and I don’t expect anyone to find this correspondence logical.
Best regards,
Cat”
It is not even WEDNESDAY, people!
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