Another Brilliant Conversation with Cat and Sam

S:speaking of janet jackson, i heard that that "incident" was a totally accidental thing.
C:I found it almost funny considering he's totally seen her naked. Okay,not funny...but something.
S:he has?
C:Remember they dated (or reportedly so) for a just a bit?
S:oh, right. i think they fooled around, so i'm sure... the whole business
is so incestuous.
C:Like 2 degrees of separation or something.
S:you know what i think everytime i see an award's show? that everyone in
the room has kissed or simulated sex with almost everyone else in the room, or they've all dated each other, so when celebs hob nob, they can say they've had sex with all the same people.
C:You are the freakin' BEST!!!
What about when they meet spouses...'so you're husband looks good naked
and kisses well'. Right-o!
S:and thank you for saying i'm the best. i think hollywood is hell on earth, i
really do.
C:I so do not want to be famous, never have.
S:of course you don't. you have depth.

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