Evidence That I am Indeed, a Sidney Bristow Wanna-Be (at least in my head)
Note the ninja-hands. I am a ninja! (for those in the know.)
Also, according to this I am an innovative pioneer. I am all about the finding out of things and the sneakiness. And clearly, according the CIA themselves, I could take that info and use it in secret-operative ways no one has yet to think of!
And I wanted to point out the awesome t-shirts I'd wear, but my sleuthing skills cannot bring up dead internet pages that have been taken down. Let it be known that I would be one hot agent in my "You Don't Know Me" and "Who's Your Spy Daddy" shirts.