Why Do I Have These Things?!
1. My HIGH SCHOOL id photo from JUNIOR year. By the way, I look pretty much the same. Okay, a bit not as thin but you can't tell from that picture anyway.
2. Instructions to putting a halogen lamp together. Because it's so hard?
3. The Operating Instructions to the stereo I've had since I was sixteen.
4. A pair of really nasty old canvas shoes, not worn in at least five years.
5. An old rental card from a now-defunct video store. The card is my parents' name.